Bruno Mars announced his Moonshine Jungle World Tour on Ellen today.

So... is dude coming to Cleveland?

Of COURSE NOT!

Why does everyone go to Columbus & Pittsburgh but not Cleveland?!?

I don't get it man -

Here are the cities he'll be hitting up. Actual dates will be announced soon. Ellie Goulding will be the opening act.

Atlanta, Austin, Boston, Calgary, Charlotte, Chicago, Columbus, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Edmonton, Houston, Indianapolis, Kansas City, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Louisville, Miami, Minneapolis, Montreal, Nashville, New York, Newark, Oklahoma City, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Portland (Oregon), Sacramento, Salt Lake City, San Diego, San Jose, Seattle, St. Louis, Tampa, Toronto, Uncasville (Connecticut), Vancouver and Washington, D.C.