I think someone needs to take a couple days off...

This is crazy. Wonder if there were enough benches outside for all the guys to sit on?

She says she just uses Listerine...and sometimes just her sleeve. Her teeth should all fall out by 50 or so.

Ryan Seacrest did the one thing he's good at on his show yesterday and interviewed Lady Gaga.

Here's a quick rundown if you don't have time to listen:

On developing an artistic vision for "Telephone":
"I really believe in the power of visuals and sometimes visions come to me and I know I have to do them. It doesn't really matter if it makes sense or if it doesn't make sense."
"By the end of the video, it became so much more as we explored each scene it became about transsexual women and it became about making fun of American hallmarks like soda cans and cigarettes and mayonnaise and bread."

On the bizarre sandwich-making scene:
"It kind of comes out of nowhere but now that I watch it, in retrospect the way that it works into the video and the commentary on being overfed communication, advertisements and food in this country, it kind of makes sense by the end."

On her Coke can hair rollers:
"My mom used to do that when I was a kid, 'cause if we didnt have any rollers in the house she'd slice up some Coke cans and then she'd heat them up and pin them in her hair."
On what to expect in her next video:
"I dont really know! Actually Perez [Hilton] really wanted it to be a trilogy, and after he saw it he was like, "it has to have three parts" and I wasn't really sure at the time and then he pushed me over the edge."

On being competitive with Beyonce:
"We're not competitive at all, we're so different, we respect each other so much and she's so kind and we really get along."
"She was so courageous in this video. She trusted me because she likes my work she knew that I love her and it's a mutual respect. It ended up being a masterpiece because she was so courageous, but I'm sure you can imagine it's a bit daunting sometimes."

On Academy Award-winning film "The Hurt Locker":
"I've watched it a couple times. It's terrifying! When I first started watching it I was getting into it, and then I watched it again - I think it's even more terrifying because it's a war that we know."

As heard on the show today..



Rex Roland has said he was only joking when he wrote the word ?loser? on the middle schooler's paper but the student's mother doesn't find it funny. She says it sends the wrong message.

"Suspend him. Make him think about what he has done. This is telling her that 'you're a loser. You're not gonna go anywhere," said Patty Clement

What do you think should happen to this teacher? Nothing? Suspension? Firing? Read the entire story HERE.

This is the definition of "bad day at work."

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FINALLY there's a video.

File this in the BAD CALL, DUDE folder.