Put away the whips and chains!!  And not the mention extremely tacky & poorly-written books...because ain't nobody got time for "50 Shades of Grey"

The S&M trilogy topped the list of least-wanted Christmas presents...also on the list:

**weight-loss DVDs

**Olympics hightlights DVDs

**Christmas sweaters

I maintain that I am not opposed to giftcards.  Easy-peasy & who doesn't love shopping for themselves?  Hellurrrr.

Or faux fur.  That never hurt anyone.